choonimal [ CHEW-NEMEL ]
noun
a horribly and distastefully hand-drawn rendering of a particular species from an animal phylum, usually drawn on someone's skin and depicted with characteristic gnar-teeth, lazy eyes, spiked tails, crooked appendages (apendi) and a distinct, intoxicatingly-ravenous feng shui:

those choonimals look like they were drawn by a gaggle of gremlins.

choon [ CHEW-N ]
noun [ abrv ]
a single choonimal, but also sometimes used in reference to animals that are rejected by society and vainly declared hideous and super-stupid (supe-stoop) (ss):

hey little naked mole rat choon with your friend over there the star-tipped-nose shrew, everyone hates you.

choonin'
verb [ active ]
doing something sweeter than everyone else. straight up:

ay yo what it is do?
choonin' broseph. choonin'.


ORIGIN
South East Asian:
"It was like 2001, we were in high school and eating lunch at Arby's (can we say "Arby's"? If not, then we were eating at "Shmarby's"). The graceful little old lady that was taking our order wore her name tag that day. Her name was "Choon". And now we're a clothing company. End of story."